Test For Dementia

[justinsmama]

"Test for Dementia"

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it' s important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.


OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.
WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!


1. What do you put in a toaster?





Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?





Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you nee d to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading  these questions?????
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.





4. Without using a calculator - You are  driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on . You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?






Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

[LouiseVargas]

That was very cute. Of course, I said I put toast in the toaster.

[justinsmama]

I flunked each and every one!

[pdh3]

I did ok until I got to the last one. Good grief!  

[Cat]

the test is a teenager.

[Lala'sMom]

I simply refuse to tell anyone what my score was.  Not gonna tell, no way.

[Angiex911dsptchr]

I didnt make it past the first one. ROFL

 

[Sam]

I have long suspected I had a problem. LOL Now Justins mama has proved it.

But I did get 50%. So it could be worse.

[Cat]

what in the heck are you talking about.I can't remember.cat

[snoopy]

Ummmmmmm........dat didn't go very well.......    

[MsVada]

lol

I didn't do so well either

[Kat_Gram]

I put toast in the toaster . I guess it's over , eh ?

[justinsmama]

Don't feel too bad. At work today, several of us worked on one of those trip you up type of quizzes. So, how many mental health clinicians does it take to score 9 right out of 11 questions?