JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #20 8/27/10 -

[mymonkey]

I have a headache.. need to get caught up. Doing some laundry before I leave.

For some reason I thought you were going next weekend to Chicago. Have a fun and safe trip 

You are right No Rose, I am going next weekend as well. Can I ship Josef UPS and you baby sit him the week I am gone. He would love that. 

I'm glad, I thought my mind was going completely, that should be fun two weekends in a row. I would love to babysit Josef, would spoil him rotten 

  You mind isn't going No Rose.    I swear if I could send Josef to you, I would do it. I know he would love you so much and you would love him as well. He would be so spoiled rotten he wouldn't want to come home. 

I am butting in....Maybe Josef could take "Greyhound"  I can just see Josef sitting on a bus looking out the window for his Aunt Rosie.

[joesamas mama]

Do you know that I didn't even ask the doctor why he has put me on so much vitamin D. WTH, I did some reading and guessing it is osteoporosis, but don't even know 

We cannot have you breaking any bones.  Trust me at our age it sucks to break one and it takes forever to heal.

I can share with this...........in December of 2007 I broke my femur, it broke clean above the knee and then sprialed up to my hip.  I have a rod and 9 screws still in that leg because of the nature of the fracture.  Long story short Dr. did a bone scan to see if I had thinning of the bone and sure enough I did, not bad but some.  He put me on some medication for a year and a half.  I was shocked because I drink tons of milk - love milk!  I eat a lot of dairy.  What he told me was that even though I eat foods rich in Vitamin D and Calcium it is that the body has a harder time absorbing them.  So that may be why he is having you supplement your diet, so you don't develop any risks.   

Women also require estrogen to absorb calcium and after menopause you don't absorb as well, therefore you lose bone density. My breast cancer was estrogen receptor positive and they had me on meds that totally stopped estrogen production. I lost 2" in height due to compression fractures in L/S spine. Now they make me take D,calcium and another med to help with absorption and I am stable . Have a bone density test done and be proactive,

  4 Donks, glad you are well from the breast cancer. I never thought about estrogen helping to absorb calcium. Chit, I have been estrogen free since 1999, never took hormones after the big H. Guess I better ask the doctor. She never has said anything about it. 

That's a good idea JSM. Sister had to take prescription for her bone lose. Even that didn't work. She went on some kind of shot everyday for 2 years to build her bones back up. She never took anything after her big H either.  Don't want that happening.

Thanks Greeneyes. Before I got the hysterectomy I took too many rounds of Lupron shots. Found out later that you should only have two rounds and I had six. I think I read that could also cause osteoporosis. But crap, how many times have I crashed on the ice and never broken anything. I am going to ask my doctor next time I see her, which I hope won't be very soon. 

DO NOT TAKE ESTROGEN

That's why my cancer went from not detected on a mammogram to stage 3 in 9 mos. My cancer was estrogen receptor positive ( the most common) They have other meds available to help you absorb calcium.

I won't 4 donks. I took them for a few months, but quit because I smoke. Amazing it went to stage 3 from nothing in 9 months. Glad you are doing well. 

[mymonkey]

Dear Lord. The vet just called with Lumps lab results and his Cushings is under control
Then he casually asked if I would like a zebra.,,,a ZEBRA  ::MonkeyShocked::Seems the market for exotics has dried up and a man has an intact male zebra he used to breed with donks (Zdonks) and doesn't want it any more. I declined because I would have to get it fixed to put with my guys and I have no idea how to care for a zebra.

Wow! Great news about Lumpy!!!

You have your hands full with family of rescues you have adopted! 4 donks, and how many dogs?

Nice of the vet to offer, though.

And, it's fun to imagine what it would be like:

     

 

Bumping this for 4 donks, in case she missed it

That's the only zebra that will be on my place

Thats funny Brandi

[joesamas mama]

Mission did you get your groceries ordered?
We don't have anything but satelite or dial up where we are.  But called the other company that uses radio signals and they can put the pole on hubs barn but he has to dig a trench and put conduit down to the house. This is one time I am glad we have sandy soil.

I sure did and GreenEyes you are not going to believe what I did.  I was outside watering and fertilizing my gardens last night and it got to be about 8:30 and no groceries (you choose time slots, I always choose between 6-8) so I went in and called. 

OMG I am such a dumb azz I choose the wrong time slot (4-6) by mistake and they had already been to our house and left.  I was so mad at myself!!!  I ended up driving in to the store at 9 last night to pick them up (they had them saved in the cooler) I got home at 10:30.  So much for saving time huh?  I could just spit thinking about my mental pause moment still. And the embarrassing thing is I am not new to this grocery delivery thing, I have been doing it since I broke my leg in 2007 geeeeesh.  I am so glad it is Friday. 

Oh no I'm sorry that happened, that can happen to any of us, but am so glad you got the groceries, but sure wish, as you do, that it wouldn't have taken so much time     I have so much mental pause moments 

Hi Friends

4donks..I knew our prayers for Lumpy would be answerd

Mission...I found that after menopause you go into the next stage of life and you
have "mentalpause"  I forget everything unless I write it down..

HI Mymonkey. I forget everything too. Have missed seeing you in here.  I always forget everything.

[mymonkey]

Mission did you get your groceries ordered?
We don't have anything but satelite or dial up where we are.  But called the other company that uses radio signals and they can put the pole on hubs barn but he has to dig a trench and put conduit down to the house. This is one time I am glad we have sandy soil.

I sure did and GreenEyes you are not going to believe what I did.  I was outside watering and fertilizing my gardens last night and it got to be about 8:30 and no groceries (you choose time slots, I always choose between 6-8) so I went in and called. 

OMG I am such a dumb azz I choose the wrong time slot (4-6) by mistake and they had already been to our house and left.  I was so mad at myself!!!  I ended up driving in to the store at 9 last night to pick them up (they had them saved in the cooler) I got home at 10:30.  So much for saving time huh?  I could just spit thinking about my mental pause moment still. And the embarrassing thing is I am not new to this grocery delivery thing, I have been doing it since I broke my leg in 2007 geeeeesh.  I am so glad it is Friday. 

Oh no I'm sorry that happened, that can happen to any of us, but am so glad you got the groceries, but sure wish, as you do, that it wouldn't have taken so much time     I have so much mental pause moments 

Hi Friends

4donks..I knew our prayers for Lumpy would be answerd

Mission...I found that after menopause you go into the next stage of life and you
have "mentalpause"  I forget everything unless I write it down..

HI Mymonkey. I forget everything too. Have missed seeing you in here.  I always forget everything.

I miss being here...I have a new job that keeps me sooo busy...but thats a good thing for me!!

[joesamas mama]

I have a headache.. need to get caught up. Doing some laundry before I leave.

For some reason I thought you were going next weekend to Chicago. Have a fun and safe trip 

You are right No Rose, I am going next weekend as well. Can I ship Josef UPS and you baby sit him the week I am gone. He would love that. 

I'm glad, I thought my mind was going completely, that should be fun two weekends in a row. I would love to babysit Josef, would spoil him rotten 

JSM don't have a long engagement. Paul and I got our marriage licence 2 wks after we met and my only regret is we waited that 2 wks.  Go for it.

  No long engagement 4 Donks.... the day will be here before I know it. I am so looking forward to it. I am so glad you and Paul got married so quick and were together for so long. 

[Brandi]

I have a headache.. need to get caught up. Doing some laundry before I leave.

For some reason I thought you were going next weekend to Chicago. Have a fun and safe trip 

You are right No Rose, I am going next weekend as well. Can I ship Josef UPS and you baby sit him the week I am gone. He would love that. 

I'm glad, I thought my mind was going completely, that should be fun two weekends in a row. I would love to babysit Josef, would spoil him rotten 

  You mind isn't going No Rose.    I swear if I could send Josef to you, I would do it. I know he would love you so much and you would love him as well. He would be so spoiled rotten he wouldn't want to come home. 

I am butting in....Maybe Josef could take "Greyhound"  I can just see Josef sitting on a bus looking out the window for his Aunt Rosie.

Shame on you, mymonkey. LOL

Now you KNOW I have to photoshop that!

 

[4 Donks]

Mission did you get your groceries ordered?
We don't have anything but satelite or dial up where we are.  But called the other company that uses radio signals and they can put the pole on hubs barn but he has to dig a trench and put conduit down to the house. This is one time I am glad we have sandy soil.

I sure did and GreenEyes you are not going to believe what I did.  I was outside watering and fertilizing my gardens last night and it got to be about 8:30 and no groceries (you choose time slots, I always choose between 6-8) so I went in and called. 

OMG I am such a dumb azz I choose the wrong time slot (4-6) by mistake and they had already been to our house and left.  I was so mad at myself!!!  I ended up driving in to the store at 9 last night to pick them up (they had them saved in the cooler) I got home at 10:30.  So much for saving time huh?  I could just spit thinking about my mental pause moment still. And the embarrassing thing is I am not new to this grocery delivery thing, I have been doing it since I broke my leg in 2007 geeeeesh.  I am so glad it is Friday. 

Oh no I'm sorry that happened, that can happen to any of us, but am so glad you got the groceries, but sure wish, as you do, that it wouldn't have taken so much time     I have so much mental pause moments 

Hi Friends

4donks..I knew our prayers for Lumpy would be answerd

Mission...I found that after menopause you go into the next stage of life and you
have "mentalpause"  I forget everything unless I write it down..

HI Mymonkey. I forget everything too. Have missed seeing you in here.  I always forget everything.

I miss being here...I have a new job that keeps me sooo busy...but thats a good thing for me!!

My Monkey you said that you have a new pup...what kind?

[mymonkey]

Alert!!

Somebody on Joy Baher is talking about vitamin d and lack of at this very minute

[joesamas mama]

JSM...have a good trip...it is so exciting to be in a new loving relationship....bet you feel like a teenager again...being in love is energizing....

How did Joe like like him? You may have already said and I missed it, I get behind and fast forward.

4donks...I have a sneaky feeling you may end up with the Zebra.

Thanks Mymonkey, Josef loved him. Joe will not go outside without me, but he took Josef outside in the morning without me and no problems whatever. I thought that was special. I do feel like a teenager in love. I have been in love with this man before I ever met him.

I think 4 donks will have a zebra 

[joesamas mama]

I have a headache.. need to get caught up. Doing some laundry before I leave.

For some reason I thought you were going next weekend to Chicago. Have a fun and safe trip 

You are right No Rose, I am going next weekend as well. Can I ship Josef UPS and you baby sit him the week I am gone. He would love that. 

I'm glad, I thought my mind was going completely, that should be fun two weekends in a row. I would love to babysit Josef, would spoil him rotten 

  You mind isn't going No Rose.    I swear if I could send Josef to you, I would do it. I know he would love you so much and you would love him as well. He would be so spoiled rotten he wouldn't want to come home. 

I am butting in....Maybe Josef could take "Greyhound"  I can just see Josef sitting on a bus looking out the window for his Aunt Rosie.

  Good idea taking Greyhound. I will tell Josef he is on his way to Calif on a bus, sticking his head out the window 

[4 Donks]

JSM...have a good trip...it is so exciting to be in a new loving relationship....bet you feel like a teenager again...being in love is energizing....

How did Joe like like him? You may have already said and I missed it, I get behind and fast forward.

4donks...I have a sneaky feeling you may end up with the Zebra.

Thanks Mymonkey, Josef loved him. Joe will not go outside without me, but he took Josef outside in the morning without me and no problems whatever. I thought that was special. I do feel like a teenager in love. I have been in love with this man before I ever met him.

I think 4 donks will have a zebra 

For your information I already have a large strpid pet here. He's a brindle mastiff and the size of a pony

[joesamas mama]

Mission did you get your groceries ordered?
We don't have anything but satelite or dial up where we are.  But called the other company that uses radio signals and they can put the pole on hubs barn but he has to dig a trench and put conduit down to the house. This is one time I am glad we have sandy soil.

I sure did and GreenEyes you are not going to believe what I did.  I was outside watering and fertilizing my gardens last night and it got to be about 8:30 and no groceries (you choose time slots, I always choose between 6-8) so I went in and called. 

OMG I am such a dumb azz I choose the wrong time slot (4-6) by mistake and they had already been to our house and left.  I was so mad at myself!!!  I ended up driving in to the store at 9 last night to pick them up (they had them saved in the cooler) I got home at 10:30.  So much for saving time huh?  I could just spit thinking about my mental pause moment still. And the embarrassing thing is I am not new to this grocery delivery thing, I have been doing it since I broke my leg in 2007 geeeeesh.  I am so glad it is Friday. 

Oh no I'm sorry that happened, that can happen to any of us, but am so glad you got the groceries, but sure wish, as you do, that it wouldn't have taken so much time     I have so much mental pause moments 

Hi Friends

4donks..I knew our prayers for Lumpy would be answerd

Mission...I found that after menopause you go into the next stage of life and you
have "mentalpause"  I forget everything unless I write it down..

HI Mymonkey. I forget everything too. Have missed seeing you in here.  I always forget everything.

I miss being here...I have a new job that keeps me sooo busy...but thats a good thing for me!!

Glad you have a new job. Sorry it keeps you too busy to be here.

[mymonkey]

Mission did you get your groceries ordered?
We don't have anything but satelite or dial up where we are.  But called the other company that uses radio signals and they can put the pole on hubs barn but he has to dig a trench and put conduit down to the house. This is one time I am glad we have sandy soil.

I sure did and GreenEyes you are not going to believe what I did.  I was outside watering and fertilizing my gardens last night and it got to be about 8:30 and no groceries (you choose time slots, I always choose between 6-8) so I went in and called. 

OMG I am such a dumb azz I choose the wrong time slot (4-6) by mistake and they had already been to our house and left.  I was so mad at myself!!!  I ended up driving in to the store at 9 last night to pick them up (they had them saved in the cooler) I got home at 10:30.  So much for saving time huh?  I could just spit thinking about my mental pause moment still. And the embarrassing thing is I am not new to this grocery delivery thing, I have been doing it since I broke my leg in 2007 geeeeesh.  I am so glad it is Friday. 

Oh no I'm sorry that happened, that can happen to any of us, but am so glad you got the groceries, but sure wish, as you do, that it wouldn't have taken so much time     I have so much mental pause moments 

Hi Friends

4donks..I knew our prayers for Lumpy would be answerd

Mission...I found that after menopause you go into the next stage of life and you
have "mentalpause"  I forget everything unless I write it down..

HI Mymonkey. I forget everything too. Have missed seeing you in here.  I always forget everything.

I miss being here...I have a new job that keeps me sooo busy...but thats a good thing for me!!

My Monkey you said that you have a new pup...what kind?

He is a 4lb   toy Pomeranian and will be 5 in Dec.he was my daughters but he has always loved me like I was his mother...when my daughter moved into a smaller home I took him she has a another Pomeranian and a boxer...I need to learn how to upload pics he is so cute he looks like a stuffed toy.

[4 Donks]

JSM...have a good trip...it is so exciting to be in a new loving relationship....bet you feel like a teenager again...being in love is energizing....

How did Joe like like him? You may have already said and I missed it, I get behind and fast forward.

4donks...I have a sneaky feeling you may end up with the Zebra.

Thanks Mymonkey, Josef loved him. Joe will not go outside without me, but he took Josef outside in the morning without me and no problems whatever. I thought that was special. I do feel like a teenager in love. I have been in love with this man before I ever met him.

I think 4 donks will have a zebra 

For your information I already have a large striped pet here. He's a brindle mastiff and the size of a pony

Also Brandi would go crazy trying to fit another animal into the avi

[joesamas mama]

I have a headache.. need to get caught up. Doing some laundry before I leave.

For some reason I thought you were going next weekend to Chicago. Have a fun and safe trip 

You are right No Rose, I am going next weekend as well. Can I ship Josef UPS and you baby sit him the week I am gone. He would love that. 

I'm glad, I thought my mind was going completely, that should be fun two weekends in a row. I would love to babysit Josef, would spoil him rotten 

  You mind isn't going No Rose.    I swear if I could send Josef to you, I would do it. I know he would love you so much and you would love him as well. He would be so spoiled rotten he wouldn't want to come home. 

I am butting in....Maybe Josef could take "Greyhound"  I can just see Josef sitting on a bus looking out the window for his Aunt Rosie.

Shame on you, mymonkey. LOL

Now you KNOW I have to photoshop that!

 

     

[mymonkey]

JSM...have a good trip...it is so exciting to be in a new loving relationship....bet you feel like a teenager again...being in love is energizing....

How did Joe like like him? You may have already said and I missed it, I get behind and fast forward.

4donks...I have a sneaky feeling you may end up with the Zebra.

Thanks Mymonkey, Josef loved him. Joe will not go outside without me, but he took Josef outside in the morning without me and no problems whatever. I thought that was special. I do feel like a teenager in love. I have been in love with this man before I ever met him.

I think 4 donks will have a zebra 

For your information I already have a large strpid pet here. He's a brindle mastiff and the size of a pony

If Josef likes him we like him   Falling in love before meeting him sounds like your soul mate to me!!


4donks...I love mastiff I bet its like a big ole baby!

[joesamas mama]

JSM...have a good trip...it is so exciting to be in a new loving relationship....bet you feel like a teenager again...being in love is energizing....

How did Joe like like him? You may have already said and I missed it, I get behind and fast forward.

4donks...I have a sneaky feeling you may end up with the Zebra.

Thanks Mymonkey, Josef loved him. Joe will not go outside without me, but he took Josef outside in the morning without me and no problems whatever. I thought that was special. I do feel like a teenager in love. I have been in love with this man before I ever met him.

I think 4 donks will have a zebra 

For your information I already have a large strpid pet here. He's a brindle mastiff and the size of a pony

  Mastiff's are the size of a pony. We had one in my apartments and Josef always liked to bark at him. That dog was so calm, never barked and I knew that dog could kick Joe's butt. 

[4 Donks]

Mission did you get your groceries ordered?
We don't have anything but satelite or dial up where we are.  But called the other company that uses radio signals and they can put the pole on hubs barn but he has to dig a trench and put conduit down to the house. This is one time I am glad we have sandy soil.

I sure did and GreenEyes you are not going to believe what I did.  I was outside watering and fertilizing my gardens last night and it got to be about 8:30 and no groceries (you choose time slots, I always choose between 6-8) so I went in and called. 

OMG I am such a dumb azz I choose the wrong time slot (4-6) by mistake and they had already been to our house and left.  I was so mad at myself!!!  I ended up driving in to the store at 9 last night to pick them up (they had them saved in the cooler) I got home at 10:30.  So much for saving time huh?  I could just spit thinking about my mental pause moment still. And the embarrassing thing is I am not new to this grocery delivery thing, I have been doing it since I broke my leg in 2007 geeeeesh.  I am so glad it is Friday. 

Oh no I'm sorry that happened, that can happen to any of us, but am so glad you got the groceries, but sure wish, as you do, that it wouldn't have taken so much time     I have so much mental pause moments 

Hi Friends

4donks..I knew our prayers for Lumpy would be answerd

Mission...I found that after menopause you go into the next stage of life and you
have "mentalpause"  I forget everything unless I write it down..

HI Mymonkey. I forget everything too. Have missed seeing you in here.  I always forget everything.

I miss being here...I have a new job that keeps me sooo busy...but thats a good thing for me!!

My Monkey you said that you have a new pup...what kind?

He is a 4lb   toy Pomeranian and will be 5 in Dec.he was my daughters but he has always loved me like I was his mother...when my daughter moved into a smaller home I took him she has a another Pomeranian and a boxer...I need to learn how to upload pics he is so cute he looks like a stuffed toy.

Our 1st dog was a black pom named Reich's Precious Dancing Bear..Precious for short. She lived to be 15..

[atlanta_mom]

Hey everyone,
I think I am caught up now with Kyron's cage and here.  4donks is now "4donks and a zebra" and JSM is flying out tomorrow.  Wasn't there a cute picture of JSM in a plane flying over a map from before, or was this someone else?  It must be nice to travel so much.... ..

I actually got something done today, I cleaned the fridge...  Now my back hurts.  It is hell getting old. .