JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #20 8/27/10 -

[no rose colored glasses]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

[no rose colored glasses]

How funny, I remember the vet told me that dogs love to eat cat food because it is so much richer then dog food, maybe that is why Hobbs ate it? 

I guess he was like a kid let loose in a candy store

I'll bet, he was exploring everything 

Oh yes he was into everything. It is quite a shock to look out your window and see him looking in at you.

Well off I go to straighten up the barn and chain all the field gates. You guys stay out of trouble

Don't work too hard, I'm going to eat my Saturday morning donut soon 

[joesamas mama]

  OMG, such a great video of a Great President welcoming troops home from the war... people do this everyday at DFW, but they had special visitors to welcome the troops on this day. Made me cry, hope you enjoy it and if you live in the DFW area, maybe someday you can go and greet the troops and welcome them home.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/lOC_JjNFkVw?fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/lOC_JjNFkVw?fs=1</a>

Okay monkeys... will miss you all tremendously and hope to get in the cage soon. 

[joesamas mama]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

No Rose, just be calm and tell her to get it somewhere that clothes will cover it up please. I have one, on my ankle. Stupid mistake, and I don't want her to make the same mistake. Shoulder blades are a nice place to put one, can cover it up with shirts as she gets older and wiser. JMO JSM

[no rose colored glasses]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

No Rose, just be calm and tell her to get it somewhere that clothes will cover it up please. I have one, on my ankle. Stupid mistake, and I don't want her to make the same mistake. Shoulder blades are a nice place to put one, can cover it up with shirts as she gets older and wiser. JMO JSM

She wears sweaters all the time, and it will be covered, but of course I just don't see no reason for it  A lot of kids when they get older and wiser will really be wondering why they have tattoos all over their bodies 

[no rose colored glasses]

OMG, such a great video of a Great President welcoming troops home from the war... people do this everyday at DFW, but they had special visitors to welcome the troops on this day. Made me cry, hope you enjoy it and if you live in the DFW area, maybe someday you can go and greet the troops and welcome them home.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/lOC_JjNFkVw?fs=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/lOC_JjNFkVw?fs=1</a>

Okay monkeys... will miss you all tremendously and hope to get in the cage soon. 

Thank-you, and have a great time 

[no rose colored glasses]

I'm off to Walmart    I just got done washing and drying my bra that I was going to wear to Walmart, and put it by the dryer and it disappeared    I looked everywhere for it, and decided to call my daughter who is out with my husband for breakfast and a smog check on her car. I asked her did she see my bra, and she answers, OMG, no wonder the bra I'm wearing is so very tight  I was like, it must be, it is two sizes smaller and a cup size different, so now I will go and buy another one, because it will be all stretched out 

[Brandi]

Cookie enjoy yourself

Brandi empty the bus I am loading Hobbs on it and sending him to Rosie.This morning I went to the sunroom to have coffee and there was Hobbs looking in at me He broke out of the pasture went into the barn tipped over all the metal bins, took the lids off and feasted on horse treats, oats and cat food. Then strolled on down to the house to wait for breakfast. The other donks were all in the barn in the stall trying to figure out how he got all the good stuff. When I walked him back to the barn I closed the barn doors nd he actually went to the door ,grabbed the handle in his mouth and tried to open it I will now have to put master locks on all the gates because he has figured out how to open gates

[Tevye]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

[4 Donks]

Cookie enjoy yourself

Brandi empty the bus I am loading Hobbs on it and sending him to Rosie.This morning I went to the sunroom to have coffee and there was Hobbs looking in at me He broke out of the pasture went into the barn tipped over all the metal bins, took the lids off and feasted on horse treats, oats and cat food. Then strolled on down to the house to wait for breakfast. The other donks were all in the barn in the stall trying to figure out how he got all the good stuff. When I walked him back to the barn I closed the barn doors nd he actually went to the door ,grabbed the handle in his mouth and tried to open it I will now have to put master locks on all the gates because he has figured out how to open gates

I was so upset with him but I had to laugh. Great addition to his picture. I just don't understand the cat food

[4 Donks]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

[Tevye]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

OH, yes, I did forget how valuable tatts are in my line of work! Deadbeat dads are easier to find with tatts, bad guys are easier to ID, and drunken fools are easier to lock up. Yeah, they are useful for ID purposes, the Germans got that.
(but really, I do use tatts to find deadbeat dads and all the other bad guy stuff) Your dad's mom was right!

[Brandi]

Cookie enjoy yourself

Brandi empty the bus I am loading Hobbs on it and sending him to Rosie.This morning I went to the sunroom to have coffee and there was Hobbs looking in at me He broke out of the pasture went into the barn tipped over all the metal bins, took the lids off and feasted on horse treats, oats and cat food. Then strolled on down to the house to wait for breakfast. The other donks were all in the barn in the stall trying to figure out how he got all the good stuff. When I walked him back to the barn I closed the barn doors nd he actually went to the door ,grabbed the handle in his mouth and tried to open it I will now have to put master locks on all the gates because he has figured out how to open gates

I was so upset with him but I had to laugh. Great addition to his picture. I just don't understand the cat food

You said he got into the cat food too, right?

heh .. I think every animal would like cat food if they could get to it. And Hobbs learned how to do that. LOL

[4 Donks]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

My dad had a tatt and his mom was furious. She said the only useful thing a tatt did was help police identify criminals My how times have changed

OH, yes, I did forget how valuable tatts are in my line of work! Deadbeat dads are easier to find with tatts, bad guys are easier to ID, and drunken fools are easier to lock up. Yeah, they are useful for ID purposes, the Germans got that.
(but really, I do use tatts to find deadbeat dads and all the other bad guy stuff) Your dad's mom was right!

You'll love this.He had a tatt that was a dagger with 3 drops of red blood dripping off the point and there was a banner wrapped around it that said "death before dishonour" She made him have the writing tatted over because it had death on it.

[4 Donks]

Cookie enjoy yourself

Brandi empty the bus I am loading Hobbs on it and sending him to Rosie.This morning I went to the sunroom to have coffee and there was Hobbs looking in at me He broke out of the pasture went into the barn tipped over all the metal bins, took the lids off and feasted on horse treats, oats and cat food. Then strolled on down to the house to wait for breakfast. The other donks were all in the barn in the stall trying to figure out how he got all the good stuff. When I walked him back to the barn I closed the barn doors nd he actually went to the door ,grabbed the handle in his mouth and tried to open it I will now have to put master locks on all the gates because he has figured out how to open gates

I was so upset with him but I had to laugh. Great addition to his picture. I just don't understand the cat food

You said he got into the cat food too, right?

heh .. I think every animal would like cat food if they could get to it. And Hobbs learned how to do that. LOL

The other donks were braying and snivelling because they couldn't get in on the action.

[Brandi]

Cookie enjoy yourself

Brandi empty the bus I am loading Hobbs on it and sending him to Rosie.This morning I went to the sunroom to have coffee and there was Hobbs looking in at me He broke out of the pasture went into the barn tipped over all the metal bins, took the lids off and feasted on horse treats, oats and cat food. Then strolled on down to the house to wait for breakfast. The other donks were all in the barn in the stall trying to figure out how he got all the good stuff. When I walked him back to the barn I closed the barn doors nd he actually went to the door ,grabbed the handle in his mouth and tried to open it I will now have to put master locks on all the gates because he has figured out how to open gates

I was so upset with him but I had to laugh. Great addition to his picture. I just don't understand the cat food

You said he got into the cat food too, right?

heh .. I think every animal would like cat food if they could get to it. And Hobbs learned how to do that. LOL

The other donks were braying and snivelling because they couldn't get in on the action.

[trimmonthelake]

Hope all you monkeys are having a good evening.
Brandi,love the photos.   

Sidekick and I are watching Evan Almighty,and making cookies.   
If anything wild happens holler Suuuwweeeee and I'll come running.   

[4 Donks]

Cookie enjoy yourself

Brandi empty the bus I am loading Hobbs on it and sending him to Rosie.This morning I went to the sunroom to have coffee and there was Hobbs looking in at me He broke out of the pasture went into the barn tipped over all the metal bins, took the lids off and feasted on horse treats, oats and cat food. Then strolled on down to the house to wait for breakfast. The other donks were all in the barn in the stall trying to figure out how he got all the good stuff. When I walked him back to the barn I closed the barn doors nd he actually went to the door ,grabbed the handle in his mouth and tried to open it I will now have to put master locks on all the gates because he has figured out how to open gates

I was so upset with him but I had to laugh. Great addition to his picture. I just don't understand the cat food

You said he got into the cat food too, right?

heh .. I think every animal would like cat food if they could get to it. And Hobbs learned how to do that. LOL

The other donks were braying and snivelling because they couldn't get in on the action.

 ::MonkeyHaHa::BINGO

[Brandi]

Hope all you monkeys are having a good evening.
Brandi,love the photos.   

Sidekick and I are watching Evan Almighty,and making cookies.   
If anything wild happens holler Suuuwweeeee and I'll come running.   

Cute movie! I enjoy Steve Carell!

You have fun watching the movie and being with your lil sidekick!

I'll keep the pictures coming and holler if anything happens.

Save me some cookies!

 

[no rose colored glasses]

So my daughter is going to get a tattoo on the inside of her arm, some lines from her favorite poet    When she woke me up last night the first thing I said, I hope you aren't getting Alan's name tattooed on you. She knows what I think about tattoos, but I can't stop her, but will try to say a few times today, are you sure?

Well, is it good poetry? That is the only kind of tatoo I would not make fun of, or have the urge to remove with my Swiss Army knife! I seriously hate tatooes, cos I think the people who get them don't realize that in a few years, all those pretty colors will just be black...and judgemental people like me will look down on their tatts (and they can look down on my spelling!)

Alan and her like the poet E E Cummings, it is some romantic BS that they both like. I despise tattoos whether it is a nice saying or a skull or heart. Not only will the tattoos turn black, they will be all full of wrinkles when one gets old  I like tattoos as much as I like anything to do with romance