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« Reply #60 on: December 18, 2010, 02:32:59 PM »

I haven't posted here forever, but this is great.

The Digital Age Nativity:


 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA&feature=youtu.be



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« Reply #61 on: December 18, 2010, 02:36:19 PM »

We are on our way shortly to a family get together.  Trying to decide which vehicle to take:

The economical model



Or the fast one



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« Reply #62 on: December 18, 2010, 06:04:59 PM »

Just got done making a double batch of fudge, spinach dip and onion dip for a party tomorrow    Now all I have to do is hollow out my sour dough loaf for the spinach dip and I'll be ready 

I would like the recipe for the spinach dip pretty please    

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KNORR SPINACH DIP
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1 (10 oz.) pkg. frozen chopped spinach, thawed (do not use fresh)
1 1/2 c. sour cream
1 c. mayonnaise (I use Hellmann's)
1 (4 oz.) pkg. Knorr vegetable soup mix
1 (8 oz.) can water chestnuts, finely chopped
3 green onions, finely chopped
Loaf of pumpernickel bread (I use sour dough round loaf)

Squeeze spinach until dry. In medium bowl, stir together spinach, sour cream and soup mix. Add finely chopped water chestnuts and green onions. Cover and refrigerate 2 hours or overnight. Cut slice from top of round loaf of pumpernickel bread, hollow out loaf to leave shell to contain dip. Use bread removed from shell and top slice to cut into bite size pieces. Butter inside of bread shell, fill loaf with dip and place on platter and surround with bread pieces and variety of raw vegetables. Then...GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! After the dip is eaten, enjoy the dip soaked bread shell as well.


This dip is made by someone in the family for every get-together! We have always used the round hawaiian bread with it & it's delicious! Of course I could eat that dip with just a big spoon!!! 
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« Reply #63 on: December 19, 2010, 09:25:15 AM »


Solstice-eclipse overlap first in 456 years
 
 
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"It's a ritual of transformation from darkness into light," says Nicole Cooper, a high priestess at Toronto's Wiccan Church of Canada. "It's the idea that when things seem really bleak, (it) is often our biggest opportunity for personal transformation.


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Read more: http://www.montrealgazette.com/life/Solstice+eclipse+overlap+first+years/3983582/story.html#ixzz18ZFp2b6U
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« Reply #64 on: December 19, 2010, 09:30:28 AM »

I haven't posted here forever, but this is great.

The Digital Age Nativity:


 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkHNNPM7pJA&feature=youtu.be



Very cool

 

Klaas,

Thank-you! Fun and uplifting.

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« Reply #65 on: December 19, 2010, 10:45:10 AM »

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.

"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet," was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?"

The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife.

So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life:

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."



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« Reply #66 on: December 19, 2010, 11:33:40 AM »

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.

"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet," was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?"

The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife.

So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life:

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."




Very cute Klaas. Sorry for bothering yesterday. I am trying very hard to get used to the "new" Photobucket. You know what they say about "Old dogs and new tricks."
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« Reply #67 on: December 19, 2010, 11:34:37 AM »

Of course, I meant "bothering you."  Geeze Marie! 
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« Reply #68 on: December 19, 2010, 11:38:54 AM »

Of course, I meant "bothering you."  Geeze Marie! 

No problem Fanny.  I don't like the new photobucket.
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« Reply #69 on: December 19, 2010, 11:50:49 AM »

Of course, I meant "bothering you."  Geeze Marie! 

No problem Fanny.  I don't like the new photobucket.
I tried all one day to upload some pictures and kept getting the message that there were network problems. I switched between AOL and Netscape...Firefox and IE..still couldn't do it.
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« Reply #70 on: December 19, 2010, 11:53:37 AM »

A couple days shy of 3 months old:   an angelic monkey

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« Reply #71 on: December 19, 2010, 12:26:55 PM »

A couple days shy of 3 months old:   an angelic monkey


i love the bow in her hair...such a cutie.
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« Reply #72 on: December 19, 2010, 03:05:18 PM »

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What a cutie pie. Makes you want to just pick her up and snuggle her little cheeks an angelic monkey
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« Reply #73 on: December 19, 2010, 03:06:23 PM »

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.

"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet," was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?"

The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife.

So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life:

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."




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« Reply #74 on: December 19, 2010, 06:49:58 PM »

Of course, I meant "bothering you."  Geeze Marie! 

No problem Fanny.  I don't like the new photobucket.

I don't either. As you can tell, I am having a hard time with it.

Your grandbaby is precious.   an angelic monkey
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« Reply #75 on: December 19, 2010, 11:37:46 PM »

I'm done with this tonight. I have a sick kitty that needs to be pampered. Good night Monkeys.  an angelic monkey
 Night night, and take care of yourself - and your kitty!  I hope she feels better.  

starwynn:   I don't know what's going to happen to him. He isn't doing well. Thank you for your concern.  an angelic monkey

Take care of lil kitty an angelic monkey I found one that had been abandonded at birth, the vert said he was not even 24 hrs old when I found him at our office. I snapped him up (gently) put him on our scale at the office for postage and he only weighed .25 ounces, so called my daughter and had her go ASAP to buy KRM, heating blanket and bottles and tiny nipples and fed him every 2 hrs and turned his heating pad on, I even took him back to work with me on certain days when no one was home so he could be fed often. Wow, 2 weeks later I had him up to .4 ounces and he not is the best kitty we ever had, spoiled no doubt and loves to undecorate the Christmas tree Monkey Devil! I hope these pics give you hope and will say a prayer and have kitty say a prayer for him.......I can't help but think how much Kyron would love the kittens.

Edit -  Island, I've moved your post and pictures from Kyron's Missing Person Thread to Musings.  A little OT or brief convo is okay, but this was a lot, with the six  ot pics for an MP thread.  Cute kitten, though.     MuffyBee
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« Reply #76 on: December 20, 2010, 10:15:53 AM »

ISLAND Your story and your pictures of Lucky touched me in ways I can't even explain. He is just too sweet, and of course, he IS very lucky. Bless you for having a kind heart. 
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« Reply #77 on: December 20, 2010, 01:35:18 PM »

A couple days shy of 3 months old:   an angelic monkey



That little girl is just precious, Klaas. Gosh, she's growing!
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« Reply #78 on: December 20, 2010, 04:49:50 PM »

How many Monkeys out there are looking for a white Christmas? We've got a pretty good shot at it this year:   

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« Reply #79 on: December 21, 2010, 04:01:34 PM »

 

Silly Snowman Jokes


Snowman In Need mousepad

How do snowman greet each other?
Ice to see you!

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man

Why did the snowman send his dad to the North Pole?
He wanted a frozen pop

What did the snow parents put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile

What happened when the snowman’s wife got angry with him?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake.

What kind of cakes do snowmen prefer?
The kind with lots of icing!

What does Frosty like to eat on his hamburgers?
Iceberg lettuce

What else does Frosty like on his burgers?
Chilly sauce

What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Ice Krispies

What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos

What do snowman like to drink?
Iced tea

What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle

What do snow women put on their faces at night?
Cold cream
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