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« Reply #1620 on: December 06, 2010, 10:30:24 AM »

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This was in our local paper..A senior widow lives in town but owns acreage a few miles from me. She drives by the property about once a month to check on it and this time found the chain cut and the gate opened. This property is clearly posted "No Trespassing"  so she drove in to see what was going on. There was evidence of 4 wheelers tearing up the place  and she found 4 teenage boys on their ATVs. She got out of the car and told them she was the owner and to leave the property. They got mouthy and asked her just what the H was she going to do about it. (This is the part I love) She pulled out her 9mm and shot out their tires ,popped out the clip, reloaded and told them to leave. They told her they were bringing back their dads and they would kick her but*. She called the sheriff, went back closed the gate and waited.Sure enough the pick ups arrived at about the same time as the deputy. The sheriff informed the dads that the lady was in fear for her life and could have shot the teens and they should thank her for only shooting out the tires. They were trespassed by the deputy and she refused to let the trucks on her property so they had to push the ATVs with flat tires 1/4 mile out to the trucks. The deputy warned them if anything happened to or on the property they would be the 1st suspects.

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« Reply #1621 on: December 06, 2010, 10:35:00 AM »

-7 in Rockford, CC.
Too early for it to be this cold, right?
BRRRRR



Hey! My mom grew up in Rockford!
Oh,yeah.,           Good Morning!

Nice to meet ya CC. Glad you put clothes on , I don't think I would want to explain to hubby why I am on a porn site...   

I would have to say JSM is especially endearing!

Getting ready to take better half to the doc. I'll work on pictures of Pugli 4Donks...msybe daughter can send them all the way without erasing them this time!

Trimm, have fun shopping...remember it's Christmas...buy your sister some coal!    Monkey Devil!

Hello to everybody else!

Glad to meet you Nana.  JSM has a story to tell about CMA.
Yes I do have a story about CMA!!!! 
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« Reply #1622 on: December 06, 2010, 10:35:53 AM »

Warning long post but I love it.

This was in our local paper..A senior widow lives in town but owns acreage a few miles from me. She drives by the property about once a month to check on it and this time found the chain cut and the gate opened. This property is clearly posted "No Trespassing"  so she drove in to see what was going on. There was evidence of 4 wheelers tearing up the place  and she found 4 teenage boys on their ATVs. She got out of the car and told them she was the owner and to leave the property. They got mouthy and asked her just what the H was she going to do about it. (This is the part I love) She pulled out her 9mm and shot out their tires ,popped out the clip, reloaded and told them to leave. They told her they were bringing back their dads and they would kick her but*. She called the sheriff, went back closed the gate and waited.Sure enough the pick ups arrived at about the same time as the deputy. The sheriff informed the dads that the lady was in fear for her life and could have shot the teens and they should thank her for only shooting out the tires. They were trespassed by the deputy and she refused to let the trucks on her property so they had to push the ATVs with flat tires 1/4 mile out to the trucks. The deputy warned them if anything happened to or on the property they would be the 1st suspects.

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Love her!  Thanks for the great story, 4Donks!
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« Reply #1623 on: December 06, 2010, 10:36:08 AM »

Morning Monkeys, going to read back all day. Prayers to all that are in need. I hope you all are staying warm. I think I am finally getting over the crud and have a doctor's appointment at 10. Hope she gives me some magic cough medicine. 

JSM, it is okay if you think I am an old woman who is nice, but a bit daft.
I will tell you, from experience, and from reports from those I have shared this with that it is the BEST cough medicine ever.
Better than any pharma could invent.
It is okay if you just ignore this, cuz that is the reaction of many..............then when all else fails and they are desparate for relief, they try it and voila!  Magic

Here you go:

1/4 teaspoon red cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1 heaping tablespoon honey
1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons water
mix and take by spoonful as needed.

ICKY tasting, but miraculous in effect.  Honest.  I have some made up, wish I could just give you a spoon full.

Hugs


Can you give that to kids? as young as 5? I have used something similar...
green tea with honey, lemon and a dash of cayenne...it really does work to get the crap out!
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« Reply #1624 on: December 06, 2010, 10:36:15 AM »

Warning long post but I love it.

This was in our local paper..A senior widow lives in town but owns acreage a few miles from me. She drives by the property about once a month to check on it and this time found the chain cut and the gate opened. This property is clearly posted "No Trespassing"  so she drove in to see what was going on. There was evidence of 4 wheelers tearing up the place  and she found 4 teenage boys on their ATVs. She got out of the car and told them she was the owner and to leave the property. They got mouthy and asked her just what the H was she going to do about it. (This is the part I love) She pulled out her 9mm and shot out their tires ,popped out the clip, reloaded and told them to leave. They told her they were bringing back their dads and they would kick her but*. She called the sheriff, went back closed the gate and waited.Sure enough the pick ups arrived at about the same time as the deputy. The sheriff informed the dads that the lady was in fear for her life and could have shot the teens and they should thank her for only shooting out the tires. They were trespassed by the deputy and she refused to let the trucks on her property so they had to push the ATVs with flat tires 1/4 mile out to the trucks. The deputy warned them if anything happened to or on the property they would be the 1st suspects.

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  Yay for the lady, I would have shot the tire too!!
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« Reply #1625 on: December 06, 2010, 10:42:12 AM »

TRUE STORY.....

I was getting my make up done and the girl doing it found out I met Mr Cool on a chat room about missing children. I asked had she ever heard of Casey Anthony, she was playing with the makeup and looked straight up and said OMG YES!!! KC was best friends with this girl's cousin and the girl knew Casey and the Ants very well. She told me she had told the cousin to stop hanging around KC because this girl knew KC was bad news. The cousin finally stopped hanging around KC after she found out KC was doing coke while she was pregnant with Caylee. She said she knew that KC was partying and giving Caylee baby benadryl, leaving her in the trunk of the car, then progressed to adult strength and then started with the chloroform.  So, she also said they want the cousin to testify for the prosecution, but she doesn't think they will need her. She also told me George doesn't want anything to do with KC, but Cindy is calling the shots and making him give KC money and making him go to court, etc. I was just in shocked about all that. 
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« Reply #1626 on: December 06, 2010, 10:43:43 AM »

Warning long post but I love it.

This was in our local paper..A senior widow lives in town but owns acreage a few miles from me. She drives by the property about once a month to check on it and this time found the chain cut and the gate opened. This property is clearly posted "No Trespassing"  so she drove in to see what was going on. There was evidence of 4 wheelers tearing up the place  and she found 4 teenage boys on their ATVs. She got out of the car and told them she was the owner and to leave the property. They got mouthy and asked her just what the H was she going to do about it. (This is the part I love) She pulled out her 9mm and shot out their tires ,popped out the clip, reloaded and told them to leave. They told her they were bringing back their dads and they would kick her but*. She called the sheriff, went back closed the gate and waited.Sure enough the pick ups arrived at about the same time as the deputy. The sheriff informed the dads that the lady was in fear for her life and could have shot the teens and they should thank her for only shooting out the tires. They were trespassed by the deputy and she refused to let the trucks on her property so they had to push the ATVs with flat tires 1/4 mile out to the trucks. The deputy warned them if anything happened to or on the property they would be the 1st suspects.

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« Reply #1627 on: December 06, 2010, 10:48:20 AM »

Warning long post but I love it.

This was in our local paper..A senior widow lives in town but owns acreage a few miles from me. She drives by the property about once a month to check on it and this time found the chain cut and the gate opened. This property is clearly posted "No Trespassing"  so she drove in to see what was going on. There was evidence of 4 wheelers tearing up the place  and she found 4 teenage boys on their ATVs. She got out of the car and told them she was the owner and to leave the property. They got mouthy and asked her just what the H was she going to do about it. (This is the part I love) She pulled out her 9mm and shot out their tires ,popped out the clip, reloaded and told them to leave. They told her they were bringing back their dads and they would kick her but*. She called the sheriff, went back closed the gate and waited.Sure enough the pick ups arrived at about the same time as the deputy. The sheriff informed the dads that the lady was in fear for her life and could have shot the teens and they should thank her for only shooting out the tires. They were trespassed by the deputy and she refused to let the trucks on her property so they had to push the ATVs with flat tires 1/4 mile out to the trucks. The deputy warned them if anything happened to or on the property they would be the 1st suspects.

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« Reply #1628 on: December 06, 2010, 10:50:29 AM »

TRUE STORY.....

I was getting my make up done and the girl doing it found out I met Mr Cool on a chat room about missing children. I asked had she ever heard of Casey Anthony, she was playing with the makeup and looked straight up and said OMG YES!!! KC was best friends with this girl's cousin and the girl knew Casey and the Ants very well. She told me she had told the cousin to stop hanging around KC because this girl knew KC was bad news. The cousin finally stopped hanging around KC after she found out KC was doing coke while she was pregnant with Caylee. She said she knew that KC was partying and giving Caylee baby benadryl, leaving her in the trunk of the car, then progressed to adult strength and then started with the chloroform.  So, she also said they want the cousin to testify for the prosecution, but she doesn't think they will need her. She also told me George doesn't want anything to do with KC, but Cindy is calling the shots and making him give KC money and making him go to court, etc. I was just in shocked about all that. 
Poor Caylee was doomed before she was even born.
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« Reply #1629 on: December 06, 2010, 10:58:11 AM »

Warning long post but I love it.

This was in our local paper..A senior widow lives in town but owns acreage a few miles from me. She drives by the property about once a month to check on it and this time found the chain cut and the gate opened. This property is clearly posted "No Trespassing"  so she drove in to see what was going on. There was evidence of 4 wheelers tearing up the place  and she found 4 teenage boys on their ATVs. She got out of the car and told them she was the owner and to leave the property. They got mouthy and asked her just what the H was she going to do about it. (This is the part I love) She pulled out her 9mm and shot out their tires ,popped out the clip, reloaded and told them to leave. They told her they were bringing back their dads and they would kick her but*. She called the sheriff, went back closed the gate and waited.Sure enough the pick ups arrived at about the same time as the deputy. The sheriff informed the dads that the lady was in fear for her life and could have shot the teens and they should thank her for only shooting out the tires. They were trespassed by the deputy and she refused to let the trucks on her property so they had to push the ATVs with flat tires 1/4 mile out to the trucks. The deputy warned them if anything happened to or on the property they would be the 1st suspects.

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Just have to say I am not a Redneck in Alabama...lol!   On the other hand, if I ever need a hero, I know where to go!
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« Reply #1630 on: December 06, 2010, 10:58:50 AM »

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« Reply #1631 on: December 06, 2010, 11:00:01 AM »

Good Morning Monkeys

Gee where do I begin.

Welcome back CC    So glad to see you out of rehab. 

4Donks OMG loved your story. Good for the senior lady. 

Trimm have fun today. 


Klaas what a wonderful wedding gift for JSM & CC  Thank You

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« Reply #1632 on: December 06, 2010, 11:04:57 AM »

Morning Monkeys, going to read back all day. Prayers to all that are in need. I hope you all are staying warm. I think I am finally getting over the crud and have a doctor's appointment at 10. Hope she gives me some magic cough medicine. 

JSM, it is okay if you think I am an old woman who is nice, but a bit daft.
I will tell you, from experience, and from reports from those I have shared this with that it is the BEST cough medicine ever.
Better than any pharma could invent.
It is okay if you just ignore this, cuz that is the reaction of many..............then when all else fails and they are desparate for relief, they try it and voila!  Magic

Here you go:

1/4 teaspoon red cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1 heaping tablespoon honey
1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons water
mix and take by spoonful as needed.

ICKY tasting, but miraculous in effect.  Honest.  I have some made up, wish I could just give you a spoon full.

Hugs


Can you give that to kids? as young as 5? I have used something similar...
green tea with honey, lemon and a dash of cayenne...it really does work to get the crap out!
There is nothing harmful in it, it is just icky tasting for kids.
I think your recepe sounds very similar.
If you try mine for kids I would cut the cayenne a bit, but I believe that is the part that helps the most.  Then I would bump the honey quite a bit?  My kids took it, but not till they were about 12.
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« Reply #1633 on: December 06, 2010, 11:05:33 AM »

Good Morning Monkeys

Gee where do I begin.

Welcome back CC    So glad to see you out of rehab. 

4Donks OMG loved your story. Good for the senior lady. 

Trimm have fun today. 


Klaas what a wonderful wedding gift for JSM & CC  Thank You



Hey Eyes, glad to see you and to be out of rehab.  For a time there I thought they were gonna do a Randle McMurphy on me.   

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« Reply #1634 on: December 06, 2010, 11:08:21 AM »




Good Morning

Wow...Hollywood has nothing on the two of you...soul mates for sure ::rhino::such a goodlooking and happy couple
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« Reply #1635 on: December 06, 2010, 11:13:36 AM »

Morning Monkeys, going to read back all day. Prayers to all that are in need. I hope you all are staying warm. I think I am finally getting over the crud and have a doctor's appointment at 10. Hope she gives me some magic cough medicine. 

JSM, it is okay if you think I am an old woman who is nice, but a bit daft.
I will tell you, from experience, and from reports from those I have shared this with that it is the BEST cough medicine ever.
Better than any pharma could invent.
It is okay if you just ignore this, cuz that is the reaction of many..............then when all else fails and they are desparate for relief, they try it and voila!  Magic

Here you go:

1/4 teaspoon red cayenne pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1 heaping tablespoon honey
1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons water
mix and take by spoonful as needed.

ICKY tasting, but miraculous in effect.  Honest.  I have some made up, wish I could just give you a spoon full.

Hugs


Can you give that to kids? as young as 5? I have used something similar...
green tea with honey, lemon and a dash of cayenne...it really does work to get the crap out!
There is nothing harmful in it, it is just icky tasting for kids.
I think your recepe sounds very similar.
If you try mine for kids I would cut the cayenne a bit, but I believe that is the part that helps the most.  Then I would bump the honey quite a bit?  My kids took it, but not till they were about 12.
Tol


The grandsons who live here with us are going thru that crud is why I was asking. I hate to see them feeling icky! I will mess with it and see. I agree about the cayenne, scares them bad ickies away!
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« Reply #1636 on: December 06, 2010, 11:15:44 AM »

Just got out of a long stint in rehab.  Bumped my head, was in a coma and woke up and found myself married.  I think i need a drink.

Welcome back!!   
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« Reply #1637 on: December 06, 2010, 11:18:15 AM »

Warning long post but I love it.

This was in our local paper..A senior widow lives in town but owns acreage a few miles from me. She drives by the property about once a month to check on it and this time found the chain cut and the gate opened. This property is clearly posted "No Trespassing"  so she drove in to see what was going on. There was evidence of 4 wheelers tearing up the place  and she found 4 teenage boys on their ATVs. She got out of the car and told them she was the owner and to leave the property. They got mouthy and asked her just what the H was she going to do about it. (This is the part I love) She pulled out her 9mm and shot out their tires ,popped out the clip, reloaded and told them to leave. They told her they were bringing back their dads and they would kick her but*. She called the sheriff, went back closed the gate and waited.Sure enough the pick ups arrived at about the same time as the deputy. The sheriff informed the dads that the lady was in fear for her life and could have shot the teens and they should thank her for only shooting out the tires. They were trespassed by the deputy and she refused to let the trucks on her property so they had to push the ATVs with flat tires 1/4 mile out to the trucks. The deputy warned them if anything happened to or on the property they would be the 1st suspects.

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« Reply #1638 on: December 06, 2010, 11:19:07 AM »




Good Morning

Wow...Hollywood has nothing on the two of you...soul mates for sure ::rhino::such a goodlooking and happy couple
JSM I promised Paul one home cooked meal a week and every Sunday we went to my mom's.
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« Reply #1639 on: December 06, 2010, 11:27:31 AM »

TRUE STORY.....

I was getting my make up done and the girl doing it found out I met Mr Cool on a chat room about missing children. I asked had she ever heard of Casey Anthony, she was playing with the makeup and looked straight up and said OMG YES!!! KC was best friends with this girl's cousin and the girl knew Casey and the Ants very well. She told me she had told the cousin to stop hanging around KC because this girl knew KC was bad news. The cousin finally stopped hanging around KC after she found out KC was doing coke while she was pregnant with Caylee. She said she knew that KC was partying and giving Caylee baby benadryl, leaving her in the trunk of the car, then progressed to adult strength and then started with the chloroform.  So, she also said they want the cousin to testify for the prosecution, but she doesn't think they will need her. She also told me George doesn't want anything to do with KC, but Cindy is calling the shots and making him give KC money and making him go to court, etc. I was just in shocked about all that. 

Poor little Caylee  an angelic monkey But this pretty much confrims what we have all thought all along. Casey needs to
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