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« Reply #1660 on: December 06, 2010, 12:50:18 PM »

I am sitting here thinking I should get up and start putting up some Christmas decorations. Grand sons and I spent over an hour bringing in boxes of decorations and there are still boxes in the barn. I have the middle of my living room stacked with them. I walk out and around them to get into the kitchen.    So if I am missing for awhile that's where I will be. I have to decide what I want out and what to take back out. Of course the oldest was looking for the lights and we never found them. They are in Grandpas barn some where

I will be checking back in cage off and on. Knowing me I'll probable open a tub look at what's inside pull out what I want and then take a break. 
Good Luck with all the decorating. I am not even having a tree or lights this year. 

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« Reply #1661 on: December 06, 2010, 12:50:47 PM »

Vet just left and he put a compression dressing on one of Fancy's incisions and told me to calm down she will be fine. He was one of my references when I applied for my license to carry concealed. Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1662 on: December 06, 2010, 12:53:09 PM »

Just got out of a long stint in rehab.  Bumped my head, was in a coma and woke up and found myself married.  I think i need a drink.

OMG - I am so glad to see you and that the rehab was successful. I hear Mrs. Cool is a wonderful lady - you will like her!   
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« Reply #1663 on: December 06, 2010, 12:55:29 PM »

I am sitting here thinking I should get up and start putting up some Christmas decorations. Grand sons and I spent over an hour bringing in boxes of decorations and there are still boxes in the barn. I have the middle of my living room stacked with them. I walk out and around them to get into the kitchen.    So if I am missing for awhile that's where I will be. I have to decide what I want out and what to take back out. Of course the oldest was looking for the lights and we never found them. They are in Grandpas barn some where

I will be checking back in cage off and on. Knowing me I'll probable open a tub look at what's inside pull out what I want and then take a break. 
Ya know GE all you gotta do is come up here to BK's for all your Xmas decorations, much easier to get in my shed than yours, plus the tree is here, might even find a real one here in my  cluster of trees, course you and I would have to cut it down, nevermind -stick to the phoney/fake one!

BK just what I need more stuff. I know you want to clean out your shed but I don't have any more room in mine.  Can you see hubs face if I did  Monkey Devil! Kids want a real tree. Told them they had to do the clean up.  Ya right I can see it now.
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« Reply #1664 on: December 06, 2010, 12:58:02 PM »

Warning long post but I love it.

This was in our local paper..A senior widow lives in town but owns acreage a few miles from me. She drives by the property about once a month to check on it and this time found the chain cut and the gate opened. This property is clearly posted "No Trespassing"  so she drove in to see what was going on. There was evidence of 4 wheelers tearing up the place  and she found 4 teenage boys on their ATVs. She got out of the car and told them she was the owner and to leave the property. They got mouthy and asked her just what the H was she going to do about it. (This is the part I love) She pulled out her 9mm and shot out their tires ,popped out the clip, reloaded and told them to leave. They told her they were bringing back their dads and they would kick her but*. She called the sheriff, went back closed the gate and waited.Sure enough the pick ups arrived at about the same time as the deputy. The sheriff informed the dads that the lady was in fear for her life and could have shot the teens and they should thank her for only shooting out the tires. They were trespassed by the deputy and she refused to let the trucks on her property so they had to push the ATVs with flat tires 1/4 mile out to the trucks. The deputy warned them if anything happened to or on the property they would be the 1st suspects.

Little old lady 1...Rednecks 0


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I LOVE IT! I would love to send her some ammo to refill what she used on the moron's tires!
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« Reply #1665 on: December 06, 2010, 12:58:41 PM »

I am sitting here thinking I should get up and start putting up some Christmas decorations. Grand sons and I spent over an hour bringing in boxes of decorations and there are still boxes in the barn. I have the middle of my living room stacked with them. I walk out and around them to get into the kitchen.    So if I am missing for awhile that's where I will be. I have to decide what I want out and what to take back out. Of course the oldest was looking for the lights and we never found them. They are in Grandpas barn some where

I will be checking back in cage off and on. Knowing me I'll probable open a tub look at what's inside pull out what I want and then take a break. 

Woman with green eyes found screaming for help under boxes of Christmas decorations.  Full report on the 5pm news.  Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1666 on: December 06, 2010, 12:59:54 PM »



Wow CC - you are a handsome devil - but then again it could be the beautiful woman on your arm . .   Monkey Devil!

Seriously, as someone who met their wonderful hubby online, I am so happy that fate brought you two together. Many years of joy to both of you!
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« Reply #1667 on: December 06, 2010, 01:04:19 PM »

I am sitting here thinking I should get up and start putting up some Christmas decorations. Grand sons and I spent over an hour bringing in boxes of decorations and there are still boxes in the barn. I have the middle of my living room stacked with them. I walk out and around them to get into the kitchen.    So if I am missing for awhile that's where I will be. I have to decide what I want out and what to take back out. Of course the oldest was looking for the lights and we never found them. They are in Grandpas barn some where

I will be checking back in cage off and on. Knowing me I'll probable open a tub look at what's inside pull out what I want and then take a break. 
Ya know GE all you gotta do is come up here to BK's for all your Xmas decorations, much easier to get in my shed than yours, plus the tree is here, might even find a real one here in my  cluster of trees, course you and I would have to cut it down, nevermind -stick to the phoney/fake one!

BK just what I need more stuff. I know you want to clean out your shed but I don't have any more room in mine.  Can you see hubs face if I did  Monkey Devil! Kids want a real tree. Told them they had to do the clean up.  Ya right I can see it now.
Ok, don't say I didn't offer,   but  consider the fact you are gonna be invading the rafters of Mr. Greenjeans precious shop ---- not me ----ain't even gonna go there     Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1668 on: December 06, 2010, 01:08:50 PM »

Vet just left and he put a compression dressing on one of Fancy's incisions and told me to calm down she will be fine. He was one of my references when I applied for my license to carry concealed. Monkey Devil!
Great News 4 Donks!!!!
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« Reply #1669 on: December 06, 2010, 01:09:27 PM »

Just got out of a long stint in rehab.  Bumped my head, was in a coma and woke up and found myself married.  I think i need a drink.

OMG - I am so glad to see you and that the rehab was successful. I hear Mrs. Cool is a wonderful lady - you will like her!   
  Monkey Devil!
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Wow CC - you are a handsome devil - but then again it could be the beautiful woman on your arm . .   Monkey Devil!

Seriously, as someone who met their wonderful hubby online, I am so happy that fate brought you two together. Many years of joy to both of you!
  an angelic monkey So sweet TBM!!!!
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« Reply #1671 on: December 06, 2010, 01:19:01 PM »

Just got out of a long stint in rehab.  Bumped my head, was in a coma and woke up and found myself married.  I think i need a drink.

OMG - I am so glad to see you and that the rehab was successful. I hear Mrs. Cool is a wonderful lady - you will like her!   

Thanks.  She ain't no lady, she's my wife.   
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« Reply #1672 on: December 06, 2010, 01:21:35 PM »

Vet just left and he put a compression dressing on one of Fancy's incisions and told me to calm down she will be fine. He was one of my references when I applied for my license to carry concealed. Monkey Devil!

Good to hear!

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« Reply #1673 on: December 06, 2010, 01:22:22 PM »

I am sitting here thinking I should get up and start putting up some Christmas decorations. Grand sons and I spent over an hour bringing in boxes of decorations and there are still boxes in the barn. I have the middle of my living room stacked with them. I walk out and around them to get into the kitchen.    So if I am missing for awhile that's where I will be. I have to decide what I want out and what to take back out. Of course the oldest was looking for the lights and we never found them. They are in Grandpas barn some where

I will be checking back in cage off and on. Knowing me I'll probable open a tub look at what's inside pull out what I want and then take a break. 

Woman with green eyes found screaming for help under boxes of Christmas decorations.  Full report on the 5pm news.  Monkey Devil!


You have that right Klaas.   
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« Reply #1674 on: December 06, 2010, 01:25:06 PM »

I am sitting here thinking I should get up and start putting up some Christmas decorations. Grand sons and I spent over an hour bringing in boxes of decorations and there are still boxes in the barn. I have the middle of my living room stacked with them. I walk out and around them to get into the kitchen.    So if I am missing for awhile that's where I will be. I have to decide what I want out and what to take back out. Of course the oldest was looking for the lights and we never found them. They are in Grandpas barn some where

I will be checking back in cage off and on. Knowing me I'll probable open a tub look at what's inside pull out what I want and then take a break. 
Ya know GE all you gotta do is come up here to BK's for all your Xmas decorations, much easier to get in my shed than yours, plus the tree is here, might even find a real one here in my  cluster of trees, course you and I would have to cut it down, nevermind -stick to the phoney/fake one!

BK just what I need more stuff. I know you want to clean out your shed but I don't have any more room in mine.  Can you see hubs face if I did  Monkey Devil! Kids want a real tree. Told them they had to do the clean up.  Ya right I can see it now.
Ok, don't say I didn't offer,   but  consider the fact you are gonna be invading the rafters of Mr. Greenjeans precious shop ---- not me ----ain't even gonna go there     Monkey Devil!

Me either I think we just might have to go get some new ones at the store. Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #1675 on: December 06, 2010, 01:26:43 PM »

Vet just left and he put a compression dressing on one of Fancy's incisions and told me to calm down she will be fine. He was one of my references when I applied for my license to carry concealed. Monkey Devil!


What good news 4Donks. 
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« Reply #1676 on: December 06, 2010, 01:29:37 PM »

I am sitting here thinking I should get up and start putting up some Christmas decorations. Grand sons and I spent over an hour bringing in boxes of decorations and there are still boxes in the barn. I have the middle of my living room stacked with them. I walk out and around them to get into the kitchen.    So if I am missing for awhile that's where I will be. I have to decide what I want out and what to take back out. Of course the oldest was looking for the lights and we never found them. They are in Grandpas barn some where

I will be checking back in cage off and on. Knowing me I'll probable open a tub look at what's inside pull out what I want and then take a break. 

Woman with green eyes found screaming for help under boxes of Christmas decorations.  Full report on the 5pm news.  Monkey Devil!
You got that right Klaas!
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« Reply #1677 on: December 06, 2010, 01:32:26 PM »

Just got out of a long stint in rehab.  Bumped my head, was in a coma and woke up and found myself married.  I think i need a drink.

OMG - I am so glad to see you and that the rehab was successful. I hear Mrs. Cool is a wonderful lady - you will like her!   

Thanks.  She ain't no lady, she's my wife.   
      an angelic monkey So very lucky to be you wife Mr CC!!!!
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« Reply #1678 on: December 06, 2010, 01:35:59 PM »

Just got out of a long stint in rehab.  Bumped my head, was in a coma and woke up and found myself married.  I think i need a drink.

OMG - I am so glad to see you and that the rehab was successful. I hear Mrs. Cool is a wonderful lady - you will like her!   

Thanks.  She ain't no lady, she's my wife.   
      an angelic monkey So very lucky to be you wife Mr CC!!!!

Thank you - and remember "take no hostages".
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« Reply #1679 on: December 06, 2010, 01:39:26 PM »

Just got out of a long stint in rehab.  Bumped my head, was in a coma and woke up and found myself married.  I think i need a drink.

OMG - I am so glad to see you and that the rehab was successful. I hear Mrs. Cool is a wonderful lady - you will like her!   

Thanks.  She ain't no lady, she's my wife.   
      an angelic monkey So very lucky to be you wife Mr CC!!!!

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