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« Reply #200 on: November 07, 2010, 10:39:36 AM »

Well, my youngest used to say if it had a big butt it was female...lol! She is still a brat at 25!
  I haven't seen it's butt it runs so fast, and it is a tiny little thing that needs to get back in the field by the house. Hoping when we get back from supper she will be in the box so my husband can set her lose. My dad is like get a regular trap, and I won't do it, we did it once and when I saw what happened to the little mouse, got sick and will never do that again. 

Had to tell a funny story, well not for the mouse, but anyway. We had a little mouse in our garage a few years back. I didn't want to kill the mouse so we got the type of trap that just holds them in this little box so you can release them alive. Well the mouse went in the trap and we took it down the street to let it out. Proudly, we open the trap and out comes this crazy mouse! I swear it was running in circles all around my feet. I was screaming and jumping, and yep you guessed it I stepped on it and killed it!  Ugh I felt awful! I think it would have been an easier death of the poor thing if we just used the old fashion trap.


Tracy, I hate to tell you this, but that story made me LOL. Poor you and the poor mouse.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #201 on: November 07, 2010, 10:39:57 AM »

Happy Sunday everyone..

Yesterday Hubs and I worked at our new house most of the day..cleaning and getting it ready for carpet..it turned out really nice..picking out carpet tomorrow...Now if only we could sell this house so that we can move in over there! oh well, it is still nice to have it almost completed...will try to post some pictures of it once we are done...
hope everyone has a real special day!
Sounds good, sure hope you can sell your house soon  an angelic monkey
Maybe a new start in the New Year. Keeping fingers crossed.
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« Reply #202 on: November 07, 2010, 10:40:11 AM »

Hey Monkeys  we won one, lost one and tied one. So not a bad day 
   
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« Reply #203 on: November 07, 2010, 10:41:15 AM »

Good Morning Monkeys.
It 's quite nippy.I look like a little pig in a blanket in these thermals.   

Morning Trimm. It isn't as chilly here today as it was yesterday. Hope Sidekick is feeling better today.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #204 on: November 07, 2010, 10:42:50 AM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
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« Reply #205 on: November 07, 2010, 10:43:51 AM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.

Thanks for the warning 
Good morning Monkeys
Morning Greeneyes.  an angelic monkey
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« Reply #206 on: November 07, 2010, 10:45:42 AM »

Well, my youngest used to say if it had a big butt it was female...lol! She is still a brat at 25!
  I haven't seen it's butt it runs so fast, and it is a tiny little thing that needs to get back in the field by the house. Hoping when we get back from supper she will be in the box so my husband can set her lose. My dad is like get a regular trap, and I won't do it, we did it once and when I saw what happened to the little mouse, got sick and will never do that again. 

Had to tell a funny story, well not for the mouse, but anyway. We had a little mouse in our garage a few years back. I didn't want to kill the mouse so we got the type of trap that just holds them in this little box so you can release them alive. Well the mouse went in the trap and we took it down the street to let it out. Proudly, we open the trap and out comes this crazy mouse! I swear it was running in circles all around my feet. I was screaming and jumping, and yep you guessed it I stepped on it and killed it!  Ugh I felt awful! I think it would have been an easier death of the poor thing if we just used the old fashion trap.


OMG  that is what I'm afraid of, I told my husband that he has to take her to the field and let her go. This morning I went into the garage and she was running all around, I did everything I could moving those little boxes around thinking she would go in one. No, she is way too smart for that. But I did find where she is coming in from by the garage door, the trail she is taking so a box is there also.
That mouse isn't going anywhere No Rose... hope you can catch her before she has loads of babies. I hate mice. Maybe try a rubber snake by where she is building the nest.
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« Reply #207 on: November 07, 2010, 10:46:54 AM »

Happy Sunday everyone..

Yesterday Hubs and I worked at our new house most of the day..cleaning and getting it ready for carpet..it turned out really nice..picking out carpet tomorrow...Now if only we could sell this house so that we can move in over there! oh well, it is still nice to have it almost completed...will try to post some pictures of it once we are done...
hope everyone has a real special day!
Good luck on the house sell Cookie, please post pics I would love to see them.
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« Reply #208 on: November 07, 2010, 10:49:47 AM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
Their winter place is outside Falfurious Tx.
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« Reply #209 on: November 07, 2010, 11:06:00 AM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
Their winter place is outside Falfurious Tx.
  YAY!!! Way far in the valley. I think my Grandmother was born there.
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« Reply #210 on: November 07, 2010, 11:45:46 AM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
Their winter place is outside Falfurious Tx.
  YAY!!! Way far in the valley. I think my Grandmother was born there.
They could never live in a city or town because they would be shot by their neighbours. Monkey Devil! Their winter estate is 2 acres out in the boonies with a single wide sitting on it.
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« Reply #211 on: November 07, 2010, 01:10:54 PM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
Their winter place is outside Falfurious Tx.

(Bolded by jme)  That must have been an Freudian slip.      It's actually spelled Falfurrias, but Falfurious works even better.   Monkey Devil!
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« Reply #212 on: November 07, 2010, 01:14:51 PM »

how is dad doing Rosie..? is he wanting to go home yet or is he settling in?

I think he wants to go home right after Thanksgiving instead of Christmas. He wants his routine at home.
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« Reply #213 on: November 07, 2010, 01:16:59 PM »

We have two traps with cheese, the suggestion for the mouse house was peanut butter, this little one could care less about peanut butter. If we can't get her in the next day or so, we will have to call our Terminex guy out.
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« Reply #214 on: November 07, 2010, 02:02:25 PM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
Their winter place is outside Falfurious Tx.

(Bolded by jme)  That must have been an Freudian slip.      It's actually spelled Falfurrias, but Falfurious works even better.   Monkey Devil!
Thanks Muffy.
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« Reply #215 on: November 07, 2010, 03:05:28 PM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
Their winter place is outside Falfurious Tx.
  YAY!!! Way far in the valley. I think my Grandmother was born there.
They could never live in a city or town because they would be shot by their neighbours. Monkey Devil! Their winter estate is 2 acres out in the boonies with a single wide sitting on it.
  Glad they wouldn't live in town, I wouldn't like them as my neighbors.
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« Reply #216 on: November 07, 2010, 04:37:01 PM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
Their winter place is outside Falfurious Tx.
  YAY!!! Way far in the valley. I think my Grandmother was born there.
They could never live in a city or town because they would be shot by their neighbours. Monkey Devil! Their winter estate is 2 acres out in the boonies with a single wide sitting on it.

Good Golly Miss Molly 4Donks it is out in the middle of no where.   
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« Reply #217 on: November 07, 2010, 05:32:29 PM »

Beware Texas Monkeys

The people we bought our property from and poop their dog on my driveway have left for their place in your state. Guard your driveways.
Everyone have a great day.
  Any idea where they are moving????
Their winter place is outside Falfurious Tx.
  YAY!!! Way far in the valley. I think my Grandmother was born there.
They could never live in a city or town because they would be shot by their neighbours. Monkey Devil! Their winter estate is 2 acres out in the boonies with a single wide sitting on it.

Good Golly Miss Molly 4Donks it is out in the middle of no where.   
           
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« Reply #218 on: November 07, 2010, 06:08:43 PM »

  Walking Josef, cop drives up and a guy flags him down, turns out the guy's Jeep was broken into last night. I was walking Josef last night and there were a bunch of punks playing around by my mom's BMW and I just had this scary feeling they were up to no good. Thank God, no one broke into her car. I would be dead.
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« Reply #219 on: November 07, 2010, 06:47:22 PM »

Walking Josef, cop drives up and a guy flags him down, turns out the guy's Jeep was broken into last night. I was walking Josef last night and there were a bunch of punks playing around by my mom's BMW and I just had this scary feeling they were up to no good. Thank God, no one broke into her car. I would be dead.
I hope your Mom has lowjack and alarm system.
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