JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD # 23 12/13/10 - 1/17/11

[trimmonthelake]

  Has it stopped snowing yet? Stay safe and warm

It did for a few hours this morning but it is just starting again.  Expecting another 20cm (8inches) by this evening.  I have not measured the dump so far but it is easily over a foot.  I don't have to go anywhere today thank goodness as the plows have not been out yet.

Maybe Bearly could send you a shovel-guy.   
Please be careful.

I'll send her any kind of Guy she wants.  One for each arm.  (Why can I send her a shovel guy if I may ask?)

    

I saw the guy you posted for CBB when her heat went out.     Surely you have a few more helpers stashed somewhere.   

[Tolerance]

Good Morning!!
Football today!!  I think I will wrap presents while I watch.
CC, Ruby is great window dressing.  What a sweetie. 
Bearly, so good to see you posting!  I was watching for you.
Trimm, is sidekick feeling better?
Any update on Nana's Hubby?
JSM, PJ gets great relief from any ear problem from Tresaderm.

I am going to make caramel corn today, too.  I give it to my neighbors as part of their holiday gifts.  It is not hard, just time consuming and I can run in and out to stir during football breaks.  I did it about 4 years ago and did not plan to make it a yearly thing but many start asking about it in September..........  I am so grateful to them for all their help and kindness that it is a labor of love.

Snow is in our forecast, but also some warmer temps for a couple days.  It will be messy, but welcomed.

Uploading a hug for each of my Monkey friends.

Pat

[joesamas mama]

JSM, remember last February?

  Forgot all about February, just remember how bad it was Christmas.

[joesamas mama]

Huggy loves the snow, course any deeper than 8 inches and he's buried!

  So adorable Babs!!!

[joesamas mama]

Rubys first real Christmas

 

[joesamas mama]

Rubys first real Christmas

I'm assuming that is the cookie she's leaving for Santa.

  bless Ruby's heart, she was afraid of the lights at first. That cookie in her mouth cracks me up

[joesamas mama]

Good Morning!!
Football today!!  I think I will wrap presents while I watch.
CC, Ruby is great window dressing.  What a sweetie. 
Bearly, so good to see you posting!  I was watching for you.
Trimm, is sidekick feeling better?
Any update on Nana's Hubby?
JSM, PJ gets great relief from any ear problem from Tresaderm.

I am going to make caramel corn today, too.  I give it to my neighbors as part of their holiday gifts.  It is not hard, just time consuming and I can run in and out to stir during football breaks.  I did it about 4 years ago and did not plan to make it a yearly thing but many start asking about it in September..........  I am so grateful to them for all their help and kindness that it is a labor of love.

Snow is in our forecast, but also some warmer temps for a couple days.  It will be messy, but welcomed.

Uploading a hug for each of my Monkey friends.

Pat

Morning Tolerance I have never heard of Tresaderm. So sweet of you to take your neighbor's gifts. I only have one neighbor that I take things to, she is such a dear. Glad you are getting warmer temps. I hope no snow New Years Eve 

[CasuallyCool]

Morning JSM. I  you. Can't seem to get motivated to vacuum and steam the floors.  Think I'll wait and do it after -----?? and shopping with you in 12 more days

[joesamas mama]

  Morning Monkeys prayers for all. I am going to Mass today then may stop at the Nail shop and get them to saw these claws off so I can type. Hope everyone has a great day and stays warm. 75 tomorrow for me, Babs and Greeneyes 

[klaasend]

 

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.

"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet," was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?"

The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife.

So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life:

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."

[joesamas mama]

Morning JSM. I  you. Can't seem to get motivated to vacuum and steam the floors.  Think I'll wait and do it after -----?? and shopping with you in 12 more days

  Morning Dear CC.... don't worry about the floors or vacuuming. We will do it together. Can't wait for shopping  I want pot roast right now.   YOU

[joesamas mama]

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift.

"How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly.

"Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet," was the shop owner's reply.

The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."

The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed.

"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?"

"No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you."

So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."

The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?"

The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife.

So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life:

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."

         

[CasuallyCool]

just three of JSM's gifts

[joesamas mama]

just three of JSM's gifts

  You are not in the picture, you are the most precious gift of all. 

[4 Donks]

just three of JSM's gifts

Are Ruby and Joe going to exchange gifts ?

[CasuallyCool]

Chestnuts, walnuts. :  )

[joesamas mama]

just three of JSM's gifts

Are Ruby and Joe going to exchange gifts ?

Yes, got Ruby's present yesterday 4 Donks.

[CasuallyCool]

just three of JSM's gifts

  You are not in the picture, you are the most precious gift of all. 

You don't know what's in the one box.  :  )

[joesamas mama]

Chestnuts, walnuts. :  )

Almonds 

[joesamas mama]

just three of JSM's gifts

  You are not in the picture, you are the most precious gift of all. 

You don't know what's in the one box.  :  )

Tell me please