JSM's BEGGING FOR BAN THREAD #14 3/10/10

[Bud's Girl]

Green Eyes, I love it 

Thank you guys. I thought it was funny and he had so much fun. 

what a great getup that is! great picture...
Rosie...sorry about your foot! can't picture getting into a bathtub with one foot wrapped up like you describe and with your pinkie banged up too! what is hubs thinking lol????
JSM...that Josef certainly keeps you on your toes! he is as bad as having a toddler around lol! good thing that you are a good momma and that you watch him so closely...

saying goodnite now...

Since I'm in a bad mood I will answer, he doesn't think half of the time 

Tell him he has to bathe you till your foot & finger are well.     

[Green Eyes]

Hi BG,

No that isn't his real eyebrows or hair. He shaved his head and bleached his hair, beard and eye brows then dyed them orange for St. Pat's day. He now has no hair as he shaved his whole head, was thinking about keeping the beard and dying every thing back to brown. It's my youngest son  He looks so demented and old in the picture.  No I am up most nights. It's just no one seems to be around much at night. 

[Bud's Girl]

Hi BG,

No that isn't his real eyebrows or hair. He shaved his head and bleached his hair, beard and eye brows then dyed them orange for St. Pat's day. He now has no hair as he shaved his whole head, was thinking about keeping the beard and dying every thing back to brown. It's my youngest son  He looks so demented and old in the picture.  No I am up most nights. It's just no one seems to be around much at night. 

but but so it is his real hair, just bleached - that will be fun (not) trying to dye it all back to his normal color!   eeyowww, lol.   Sending you a nanner in a second.

[Green Eyes]

Hi BG,

No that isn't his real eyebrows or hair. He shaved his head and bleached his hair, beard and eye brows then dyed them orange for St. Pat's day. He now has no hair as he shaved his whole head, was thinking about keeping the beard and dying every thing back to brown. It's my youngest son  He looks so demented and old in the picture.  No I am up most nights. It's just no one seems to be around much at night. 

but but so it is his real hair, just bleached - that will be fun (not) trying to dye it all back to his normal color!   eeyowww, lol.   Sending you a nanner in a second.

Okay Ya it's his real hair.

[joesamas mama]

Green Eyes, I love it 

Thank you guys. I thought it was funny and he had so much fun. 

what a great getup that is! great picture...

Rosie...sorry about your foot! can't picture getting into a bathtub with one foot wrapped up like you describe and with your pinkie banged up too! what is hubs thinking lol????
JSM...that Josef certainly keeps you on your toes! he is as bad as having a toddler around lol! good thing that you are a good momma and that you watch him so closely...

saying goodnite now...

Cookie, he is worse than a toddler because at least a toddler can say a few words 

[QuietMonkey]

Hi Monkeys! Hope everyone is doing well.   

Brandi, thanks for Easter new QM! He looks awesome, I love it! 

[QuietMonkey]

Hi Monkeys! Hope everyone is doing well.   

Brandi, thanks for Easter new QM! He looks awesome, I love it! 

Oops I messed up! Supposed to say thanks for the new Easter QM   

[joesamas mama]

Morning Monkeys. I got up late, hurried up to get Joe to school and get to the rink. Walked outside and it is a monsoon. I called my coach and she said it is worse up there and not to come. YAY!!! Josef wasn't about to have anything to do with this rain. He never tries to run back upstairs. I hope everyone is having a good day. I am going to get caught up now. 

[joesamas mama]

  Just saw on the news a nekkid man dancing on a billboard in Dallas. He is being evaluated for a psych problem.  YA THINK?

[joesamas mama]

Hi Monkeys! Hope everyone is doing well.   

Brandi, thanks for Easter new QM! He looks awesome, I love it! 

Hi QM, Brandi did an awesome job. I love your sweater! 

[joesamas mama]

Pray for me, going to give Joe his pills. He will hate me the rest of the day. Maybe I need some of this 

[joesamas mama]

Hi Monkeys...........

I just got home from the vet with Josef.  Little  B*stard I was talking with my neighbor that I found his wallet and I will be d*mned that little butthead found a bone, ate it and started gagging. I threw him in the car, no ciggies, no purse, just my cell phone and the dog. I get to the vet and it was packed. I called and asked them to page the PetLodge manager, she came outside and got Josef to sit, looked in his throat, felt around his neck and let him eat a greenie and she thought he was fine. So thank God, she was there, saved me $56 and I am going to put a muzzle on Josef to keep him from eating crap off the d*mn sidewalk.

Okay, my drama for the night and I am going to catch up with you guys while I am watching skating.   

They are so quick, I can't tell you the times I have wrestled things out of Zoe's mouth that she suddenly appears with when she sticks her nose in a shrub. I'm glad he is fine.

No Rose, I was trying to stick my finger down his throat and the neighbor looked at me like I was crazy. I hope your foot feels better with the shot, I think I need one for my wrist. I thought it was funny you said you needed something to chomp on when they gave it to you. I'm sorry it hurt you and you have to wrap up your foot and finger. That is the pits. I hate that, maybe get a lawn chair, a hand held shower head and keep your foot outside the bathtub. That is what I did when I had my knee surgery and couldn't get it wet for 6 weeks. It was much easier than wrapping my leg up and trying to stand in the shower. 

That would be easier, 6 weeks after knee surgery, that is along time to not get something wet    Too bad they can't come up with something so people can get casts and all this other stuff wet, oh well. One time I wrestled Zoe to the ground and even ripped my pants, but I got that darn chicken bone out of her mouth. One time she came out of the bushes with a caramel apple minus the stick, my hands were full of caramel getting that out of her mouth, she wouldn't let go  But there have been times I wasn't able to get things out of her mouth, so I know, and then I'd be worried, what did she eat? I'm going to have to go lay down, this has been another day that seemed it would never end. Hope everyone has a good night 

The lawn chair worked better than anything else we tried. Does Zoe clamp her mouth shut and get very defiant when you try to get the bones out of her mouth? I'm not laughing but I hate it you ripped your pants. Now why is a caramel apple in the bushes? I hope your finger and foot feel better today.   

[no rose colored glasses]

Morning Monkeys. I got up late, hurried up to get Joe to school and get to the rink. Walked outside and it is a monsoon. I called my coach and she said it is worse up there and not to come. YAY!!! Josef wasn't about to have anything to do with this rain. He never tries to run back upstairs. I hope everyone is having a good day. I am going to get caught up now. 

Good morning everyone  Stay inside, I saw your weather on the weather channel    Well, I don't have to worry about the tape on the foot getting wet. Just like I figured, I became allergic to it, and it is now off. Sometimes these allergies really come in handy, like now. But my favorite was when I was in high school, I was able to get a doctor's note on almost all PE classes, because of asthma and allergies    I hated any of the crap we had to do in gym.

[no rose colored glasses]

Yes Zoe's mouth clamps tight  but it's like I'm getting this out of your mouth before you choke. I have always been afraid of people choking, my aunt when she would come by for a meal, always ended up choking at our house when she ate  it use to scare the he!! out of me. And when my kids were little, my older daughter never put things in her mouth, but once. But the youngest  she used her mouth like a trash can, you had to watch her like an eagle, she was really bad about putting random things in her mouth.

[joesamas mama]

Morning Monkeys. I got up late, hurried up to get Joe to school and get to the rink. Walked outside and it is a monsoon. I called my coach and she said it is worse up there and not to come. YAY!!! Josef wasn't about to have anything to do with this rain. He never tries to run back upstairs. I hope everyone is having a good day. I am going to get caught up now. 

Good morning everyone  Stay inside, I saw your weather on the weather channel    Well, I don't have to worry about the tape on the foot getting wet. Just like I figured, I became allergic to it, and it is now off. Sometimes these allergies really come in handy, like now. But my favorite was when I was in high school, I was able to get a doctor's note on almost all PE classes, because of asthma and allergies    I hated any of the crap we had to do in gym.

Oh no you are allergic to the tape? Seriously get the lawn chair it works wonders. Yeah our weather is very depressing and I hate being stuck in the apartment all day. It is supposed to snow later today. I guess I will run up to the store in between storms. I wish I had allergies so I didn't have to do PE. I hated PE, athletics I loved, PE we had to do gymnastics and it was awful. Little  JSM couldn't get on the balance beam and the gym teacher was a mean hag and told me if I wasn't so fat I could get up there and do it. Hag didn't realize I was skeered of heights

[joesamas mama]

Yes Zoe's mouth clamps tight  but it's like I'm getting this out of your mouth before you choke. I have always been afraid of people choking, my aunt when she would come by for a meal, always ended up choking at our house when she ate  it use to scare the he!! out of me. And when my kids were little, my older daughter never put things in her mouth, but once. But the youngest  she used her mouth like a trash can, you had to watch her like an eagle, she was really bad about putting random things in her mouth.

Joe does the same thing clamping it shut, I don't know if he swallowed it or it fell out in the car, I haven't checked yet because I was in a hurry to get home. Thank God the Pet Lodge manager was there because the hospital was so packed. I just gave him his pills and he is not happy.

I am always afraid of people choking, that has to be the most awful feeling. One time a lady choked at Luby's and someone had to do the Heimlich on her, she puked all in her plate. I had to leave and didn't finish my chocolate pie because after she puked she got another plate and kept eating. 

[no rose colored glasses]

Morning Monkeys. I got up late, hurried up to get Joe to school and get to the rink. Walked outside and it is a monsoon. I called my coach and she said it is worse up there and not to come. YAY!!! Josef wasn't about to have anything to do with this rain. He never tries to run back upstairs. I hope everyone is having a good day. I am going to get caught up now. 

Good morning everyone  Stay inside, I saw your weather on the weather channel    Well, I don't have to worry about the tape on the foot getting wet. Just like I figured, I became allergic to it, and it is now off. Sometimes these allergies really come in handy, like now. But my favorite was when I was in high school, I was able to get a doctor's note on almost all PE classes, because of asthma and allergies    I hated any of the crap we had to do in gym.

Oh no you are allergic to the tape? Seriously get the lawn chair it works wonders. Yeah our weather is very depressing and I hate being stuck in the apartment all day. It is supposed to snow later today. I guess I will run up to the store in between storms. I wish I had allergies so I didn't have to do PE. I hated PE, athletics I loved, PE we had to do gymnastics and it was awful. Little  JSM couldn't get on the balance beam and the gym teacher was a mean hag and told me if I wasn't so fat I could get up there and do it. Hag didn't realize I was skeered of heights

What a horrible thing to say to a child  Reminds me in seventh grade when the two nuns took all the girls out into the hallway, and no lie, told two of the girls they were too fat and needed to wear girdles  At the time I was thrilled that I wasn't one of the two girls, but over the years I felt such guilt because the rest of us laughed  Thank God I am allergic to chlorine, because there is nobody that would be able to walk this body out on a diving board, I am also deathly afraid of heights. I did have to play field hockey once in school, well a fight happened, one girl hit another with a hockey stick, and then there was a rumble, that was the last time I played that crap. Then once I had to play softball, I kept going to the end of the line, because I wasn't going to bat a ball for anybody. My best friend's brother died from getting hit in the head with a baseball  and I didn't want that to happen to me.

[no rose colored glasses]

Yes Zoe's mouth clamps tight  but it's like I'm getting this out of your mouth before you choke. I have always been afraid of people choking, my aunt when she would come by for a meal, always ended up choking at our house when she ate  it use to scare the he!! out of me. And when my kids were little, my older daughter never put things in her mouth, but once. But the youngest  she used her mouth like a trash can, you had to watch her like an eagle, she was really bad about putting random things in her mouth.

Joe does the same thing clamping it shut, I don't know if he swallowed it or it fell out in the car, I haven't checked yet because I was in a hurry to get home. Thank God the Pet Lodge manager was there because the hospital was so packed. I just gave him his pills and he is not happy.

I am always afraid of people choking, that has to be the most awful feeling. One time a lady choked at Luby's and someone had to do the Heimlich on her, she puked all in her plate. I had to leave and didn't finish my chocolate pie because after she puked she got another plate and kept eating. 

  Who in the world chokes and pukes and then eats again? I wouldn't have eaten my pie either    I went nuts in a restuarant once. It was Easter, my daughter brought along one of those plastic eggs that you fill with candy. I glanced over and she had put it in her mouth, I panicked jumped up, knocked my chair over, started screaming, thank God my dad was there and was able to settle the situation down. After everyone was staring  we paid and left. When we got out to the car my dad said, look at the size of the egg, she couldn't have humanly swallowed that. He was right, but I didn't realize it at the time. I'm almost afraid to tell the story about being on the beach once, and I convinced myself my youngest daughter drowned. It was at a mother's beach, I ran up and down the beach screaming she had drowned  she was swinging on a swing my husband and other daughter was over there. I never should have had kids, I'm way too nervous and nuts.

[joesamas mama]

Morning Monkeys. I got up late, hurried up to get Joe to school and get to the rink. Walked outside and it is a monsoon. I called my coach and she said it is worse up there and not to come. YAY!!! Josef wasn't about to have anything to do with this rain. He never tries to run back upstairs. I hope everyone is having a good day. I am going to get caught up now. 

Good morning everyone  Stay inside, I saw your weather on the weather channel    Well, I don't have to worry about the tape on the foot getting wet. Just like I figured, I became allergic to it, and it is now off. Sometimes these allergies really come in handy, like now. But my favorite was when I was in high school, I was able to get a doctor's note on almost all PE classes, because of asthma and allergies    I hated any of the crap we had to do in gym.

Oh no you are allergic to the tape? Seriously get the lawn chair it works wonders. Yeah our weather is very depressing and I hate being stuck in the apartment all day. It is supposed to snow later today. I guess I will run up to the store in between storms. I wish I had allergies so I didn't have to do PE. I hated PE, athletics I loved, PE we had to do gymnastics and it was awful. Little  JSM couldn't get on the balance beam and the gym teacher was a mean hag and told me if I wasn't so fat I could get up there and do it. Hag didn't realize I was skeered of heights

What a horrible thing to say to a child  Reminds me in seventh grade when the two nuns took all the girls out into the hallway, and no lie, told two of the girls they were too fat and needed to wear girdles  At the time I was thrilled that I wasn't one of the two girls, but over the years I felt such guilt because the rest of us laughed  Thank God I am allergic to chlorine, because there is nobody that would be able to walk this body out on a diving board, I am also deathly afraid of heights. I did have to play field hockey once in school, well a fight happened, one girl hit another with a hockey stick, and then there was a rumble, that was the last time I played that crap. Then once I had to play softball, I kept going to the end of the line, because I wasn't going to bat a ball for anybody. My best friend's brother died from getting hit in the head with a baseball  and I didn't want that to happen to me.

What a horrible think to say to those two girls. I used to dive off the diving board but hit my head and that was the end of me doing that. I think that is what caused my fear of heights. I loved playing sports in school like softball (played from 6 until I was 38). That is sad about your brother's friend dying from a baseball to the head. I got hit in the eye with a baseball when I was 9, it gave me a huge black eye and I had to get my tonsils out the next day.  Good thing they didn't have CPS back then, my mom would have been interrogated for hours.

[trimmonthelake]

Hey Monkeys.   
Hope everyone is having a good morning.